Merry Fucking Christmas

I thought I would wish anyone who reads this a fucking Merry Christmas and if any of you still believe in Santa, its your parents that put the Christmas gifts under the tree while your asleep. Sorry. NOT
anyway I hope you all have a pissed up Christmas and an even bigger piss up for the new year for me I can't, yep that's right I can't cause there are many people who love to read their local newspaper on  new years day you I fucking hate you have a shit Christmas and I hope the ninja kicks your arse for making me be at work for 8:30am bastards the rest of you get pissed and enjoy playing with your new toys Christmas wishes from the Ninja.